Color-Changing LED Faucets

Few of us have the luxury of doing our washing in fluorescent water, thanks to the buttinski efforts of the joy kills over at the United States Nuclear Waste Dumping Regulatory Council, but these LED faucets give you all the fun of bathing in day-glo water without any of the fatal radiation poisoning. Better yet, they are actually useful: cool water is illuminated bluely, while skin-melting temperatures become a froth of molten red. It's all a bit surreal: brush your teeth with antifreeze, shower in human plasma!