Bar of Gold Door Stop

The Bar of Gold Door Stop ($88) is the perfect object to celebrate the collapsing economy, the upcoming recession, the high unemployment rate, the astronomical gas prices and of course the embarrassing devaluation of the US Dollar. As these winds of change blow through your home, you can rest assured that gold will always be there to protect the doors from slamming in your face or that growing pile of bills from blowing off your desk. Of course, it's not really a real solid bar of 24ct gold, but it is flash-plated gold over a aluminum, cast iron, low-carbon steel brick. It's surely heavy enough to throw through the window of your former employer's window or as a heavy projectile to lob into the air at the advancing police state. For now, it's main use is a door stop though.