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Ah ha ha ha ha, fabulous. "Lord, beer me strength" is probably the best quote ever.]]>
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Thinking of sending a little gift but you don't know the person that well? Whether you have been given the daunting task of buying a gift for a colleague that you only ever see in her uniform, or if you have to buy a present for a friend you've not seen for years, it can be extremely difficult and you can feel like it's taking hours, but there is no need to worry or spend too much time. Just visit our website, a lovely gift suggestion if it's for a birthday present is to choose something from our collection, a mix of style and elegance combined with the glamour and magnificence of our high-quality stones. Good luck! Infinity Jewellery]]>
Next time you get pulled over by the law for speeding, reach into your glove box, pull out the Anti-Ticket Donut ($10) inside a platinum colored can with windowed lid and offer it to the friendly officer in lieu of your registration. Possible Outcomes: - Laughs and thanks you for bringing humor to their day and lets you go ticket free - Ticketed for speeding and now bribery, tasered and arrested - Beaten, tasered, shot dead and framed for something embarrassingly horrible So in other words, this is a novelty only anti-ticket donut, is not a real donut and will not get you out of a speeding ticket. Please, give only as a funny gift. If you are dumb enough to try and give this to a policeman, secretly videotape it and we'll be sure to post the results here!]]>
Not only are they funny, the anti-fog, shatterproof lenses also offer 100% UV protection from the sun and protection from wind, bugs and debris, if your dog likes riding in the car with his head out the window.]]>
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Each of these quality 3-ply paper napkins has an elegant necktie printed on them so you can quickly tuck it into your shirt like a bib.]]>
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