Lifesize Poltergeist Clown Replica!

When I was a little kid, the movie Poltergeist absolutely terrified me and made me fear simple everyday things like my toys, trees, televisions, closets, steaks, stairways, chairs, swimming pools and especially clowns. If you have a phobia of clowns, that fear was most likely caused by that evil damn clown from this movie. Well now you can root the same fear into your children today by giving them the Holy Grail of horror movie props, the Lifesize Poltergeist Clown Replica ($1200)!

Although this isn't the actual clown featured in the movie, which is probably locked away in Steven Speilberg's office or something, it is a very faithfully recreated lifesize and complete full-sized replica that is sculpted, cut, stitched, sewn and painted by hand. It would definitely make a great Halloween prop, the ultimate home theater decoration or just an evil gift to give at a birthday party, but be sure to watch it very carefully or you too could find yourself getting dragged under the bed in sheer terror!