In honor of Miss South Carolina: The top 5 all time dumb answers in beauty pageants.
35 secs in. America is fab, America is so, you know, fab, and all across it: "from the rocky shores of .... Hawaii to the beautiful sandy beaches of [long pause]... Hawaii
The other side of America is 5 yards away ...where we still wear Elizabethan shoulder pads.
(Q) 2 mins in. "Some feminists think beauty pageants are sexist and dumb. What do you think?"
(A) "I think its not, because in a beauty pageant it shows that you have beauty and you've got brains..."
True life Spinal Tap: "sexist, what's wrong with being sexy?".
(Q) A fifth of Americans can't locate the US on a world map. Why do you think this is?
(A) sound of rushing air...
And the rest, they say, is history. Or is that geography?
(Q) What is the most important event in our nation's history?
(A) Pearl harbor. Because it ended the great depression.
30 secs in. What would you rather be beautiful or smart?
(A) Can you repeat the question please?